Gaming Quotes

Msungo: That’s why I play blc with a cigarette in my mouth
Malakor: If I were a censor
Malakor: I would censor the word “cigarette” in that sentence.

Sion gaze at you and you are stunned even though you faced away from him
LOL at logic
-mary

With Teemo’s secret passive “Global Taunt”
Shen and Rammus are worse tank than Teemo

ROFL Logic
-mary

Malzahar = Arabian
Vladimir = Must be Russian; hence the, name
Xin Zhao = Totally Chinese

All these guys speak with perfect English with no accent
woooot?
-mary

No better is when I use Pantheon´s Ruthless skin and some nab say “LOL DUDE I SEE YOUR PANTHEON NAKED” …..

True Story happened to me three times in a row

srsly guys, why does a single snowball hurts and slows so much

It has to be that yeti’s doo doo covered with ice

They both can turn into a ball and roll around so fast!
-mary

it’s called Jack in the Box
When I summon it it is already out of the box.
-mary

Annie has been slain!
Me : Annie!
Me : Annie Are you ok?
Annie : yeah?
Me : Are you ok?
Annie : I just got ganked
Me : Are you ok, Annie?
Annie : I’m fine
Me : You’ve been hit by
Me : You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

Annie! Stop wasting your Incinerate on Anivia’s Crystallize!

But, I wanna melt it! See? It melted away!
-mary

His Dance : Ok
His Taunt : Ok
His Laugh : Ok
His Death voice : Ok

Gurl came in: “Hey”
HostShot: “Hey.. Hold on for sec. im streaming and i dont have my pants on.
1min later
HotShot: “dont worry, it wasnt my girlfriend, and I do have my pants on.

“Turns out all those kills were in vayne.
Urgot to be kidding me.
I deal sivir amounts of damage.
This is ezreal as it gets.
Our victory is garen-teed.
My win streak is on the ryze.
Ive heard that joke a zilean times before”

Ally: Gragas runs out of the gym exclaiming to his friends, “I think I just lost some weight!”
One of his friends replies, “Turn around, again. I think I found it!”

Hey stop feeding

I feed because they are hungry.

How many pools could a trollpool troll if a trollpool could troll pools?
-mary

“reported for being a troll without picking trundle”

guy was afk first 15 minutes of the game, and comes back(something like that)

dude omfg, we lost because of you!

how can it be my fault? I was dc, you are just not good enough!

From the Report Reason:

“he is my friend but I must report him”
Leaving the Game/AFK

“why you didn’t say ss!!!!!”
-”he is jungler”
“why nobody told me this!”
“you ****ing noobs I go afk”

“Noob nunu, you shouldn’t use absolute zero on creeps ? “
“K next time I would leave them destroy the turret, rofl”

“How can you take me down with 3 attacks, when i have 550armor?! H4x0r!!!!”
“Because I deal magic damage.”

He called himself “pro tank”

*Katarina with clarity in team ..*
“Dude , u forgot to change ur summoner spells?
~ No , I help janna on lane”

“OMG we have feeder Janna and u still lose LOL”
*I look at her score*-0-3-24
“how is she a feeder she has 24 assists”
“LOL no kills NOOB”
GG

” I play Morgana, that’s why I don’t do kills, you noob !! “